Dan'l, if we're ever face to face again in this life I'll give you the straight and skinny on Operation Lucky Strike in detail.
Briefly it was two 20 year old GI's from Texas, tired,wore out, filthy and dirty GI's- and they were on the prod. Two fully charged M16's. A Government Owned Contractor Operated cigarette machine that had just stolen those two boys last dime.
Garbe would scoff at the 3 foot range, hipshot and not offhand,but you can't believe how many springs,wires,levers and plexiglass can come out of one of those machines.
If Miss Nyugen Van SweetiePie had been the only witness instead of a brigade sergeant major things would have turned out different.
Schuetzen comes in lots of forms I reckon.